"Blogging, son. Nothing in the world smells like that."

"I love the smell of blogging in the morning. You know, one time we had a site hacked for 12 hours. When it was all over, I logged on. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' link. The smell, you know that online smell, the whole site. Smelled like... victory. Someday this blog's gonna end..."

Adapted from Apocalypse Now (1979)